Mulholland Drive | Wizard Rating:

This is a trippy ass David Lynch movie. You kinda go into these things expecting to be utterly confused. They should have a disclaimer on the poster that reads

"WARNING: The David Lynch movies can be hazardous to your health, and have been known to cause brain cancer in laboratory animals."

Well, thank God we aren't lab rats. I went into this thing expecting total confusion, and I had a great time. He succeeded in pulling a nice reaction out of audience.

It is both thrilling and ludicrous. The movie feels like Davey just woke up each morning and filmed whatever the fuck he wanted. It ends up coming together nicely if you put the right twist on it.

Naomi Watts and Laura Harring are damn hot and get nice and freaky in this movie. Be prepared, you might rip a new hole in your jeans after their lesbian nude scene. David Lynch is the master of pseudo movie porn. He gets all the stars of his movies to strip because he's a freaky wacko and the actresses can call it art. It's their perfect excuse to fulfill a subconcious need to disrobe on film so they can be "remembered" by lots of pot-bellied middle aged balding losers while they lube up in front of their DVD players.