Bandits | Wizard Rating:

Okay here we go again. Billy Bob Thornton acting generally like a wacko, and Bruce Willis acting like, well, a balding middle aged man with anger management issues. Billy Bob plays a Hypochondriac who manufactures various diseases for his own personal amusement.

They had a good idea for this movie, but it was just not convincing. The whole concept requires insanely charismatic people to convince the victims to give them key codes, let alone sleep in their house without being stabbed with a fork in their sleep. They just were not charming enough to be the "Sleepover Bandits." Any even semi-normal half brained human would have escaped around three AM whilst the band-idiots were passed out in a pool of their own drool.

Cate Blanchett is a lonely housewife married to a prick ass rich idiot. His lines are well written and you'll want to smack him at first, then later you'll just laugh at him.

Kate didn't feel the urge for nekkid time in this movie but she does get down with both of the two male stars. She ends up dragging them both around by their cocks and refuses to choose one of them. They end up having a really big wild free love, tree hugging, dirty hippie granola munch fest and live happily ever after. Just kidding.

Bruce needs to cut his hair 'cuz he looked like a scanky monkey and Cate needs smaller features and less clothing.